Treasure hunter says he's located bin Laden's burial site

A Californian treasure hunter with a bad case of "look at me" syndrome says he, and ONLY he, knows where Osama bin Laden's rotting corpse can be found. Bill Warren blabbed to Spanish newspaper El Mundo (don't worry, we translated): "I've located where they threw him away. I'm the only one with this information. He's 200 miles to the west of the Indian city of Surat." Warren wants to retrieve bin Laden's body bag and do DNA tests on what he finds because he's skeptical of the U.S. government's official story. He's also currently annoying the hell out of everyone in his contact list trying to raise $300,000 to fund the expedition.