Classy truck tug-of-war shockingly descends into drunken, NSFW chaos

Ah, the simple life, where one's self-worth is measured solely by the size and power of one's truck. Honestly, it's probably not an uncommon scene in truck-loving parts of the world to see competitions like this take place in a parking lot in the wee hours of the morning. Two dignified, sober gentlemen, who have no doubt devoted their lives to noble causes and philosophical discourse will compete in the ultimate game of wits: a tug of war in slightly upmarket trucks. But one dishonorable man, perhaps preoccupied with filling the void in the front of his pants, is overcome with the thrill of competition. Or he's a galloping jerk. The expected NSFW language quickly ensues.

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