Trump's ‘impressive’ penis enters beauty queen spat

The uproar over transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova's disqualification, then reinstatement, to the Miss Universe Canada competition has a new player: Donald Trump's, um, member. Jenna's lawyer, Gloria Allred, says the contestant never asked the pageant owner to prove he's a natural-born man, so why should he care about her client's anatomy? Trump responds, "I think Gloria would be very impressed with me. I think she'd have a whole brand-new image of Donald Trump."

He adds he won't be apologizing and "couldn't care less" if Jenna ends up winning or doesn't compete at all. "Pageant rules have been modernized to ensure this type of issue does not occur again," a Trump spokesman says.