Trying desperately to escape daddy's five o'clock shadow & mullet, Miley Cyrus flees the house sans shirt & pants

It wasn't quite as outrageous as, say, Bjork's 2001 Oscar night swan dress, but the outfit Miley Cyrus wore to Sunday's Billboard Music Awards certainly was a talker. The 19-year-old prompted jaws to drop as she strolled down the red carpet wearing nothing but a short white blazer designed by Jean Paul Gaultier and zebra-striped Christian Louboutin heels: no pants, no shirt, no bra. The Twitterverse was aghast. "Don't u hate it when you forget your jacket when u go out?" wrote one tweep, adding, "Miley remembered her jacket....she just forgot her outfit." Another commenter took a more direct approach: "Hi, Miley Cyrus. Put on some pants."