Real-life teenage mutant ninja turtle goes to college

We think it's fair to say political correctness has simply gone TOO FAR when they start allowing turtles to enrol in school. And yet, that's exactly what's happening at what may or may not be Colorado University. This hideous teenage (possibly) mutant (probably) ninja (unlikely) turtle (certainly) purportedly announced her reptilian lineage as she very slowly waddled her way through the snow. "I'm a turtle!" she yelled with pride, according to Redditor summerdaze17. [Source]

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