9 'Fifty Shades' audiobook narrators that make us cringe

If you’re too embarrassed to whip out your copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey" in public, maybe an audiobook is the way to go. Listening to the notoriously naughty novel through your headphones could guarantee all the fun without the public shame. But whose voice can do this steamy tale justice? It’s clear that neither Ellen DeGeneres nor Gilbert Gottfried should narrate Anastasia and Christian’s tryst, and Twitter users have blacklisted several others using the hashtag #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator. Click through the gallery to see who tweeps never want to hear describing a romp in the sack.