Unabomber brags to Harvard class of 'eight life sentences'

Unable to attend his 50th Harvard reunion, being locked up for life and all, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski decided to update former classmates with a macabre entry to the Harvard College alumni report. Written in resume form, the man who mailed 16 package bombs, killing three people and injuring 23 others, listed his occupation as "Prisoner," and a home address as "US Penitentiary-Max, P.O. Box 8500, Florence, CO." Under awards, the genius-turned-madman wrote: "Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998." Way to go, Ted.