Unintentionally hilarious Conservative Teen mag debuts

Don't let the cover photo fool you, Conservative Teen magazine isn't just for glum-looking blonds who dress like 1980s sitcom extras. Oh wait, yes it is. The quarterly publication that launched yesterday (before quietly disappearing from the internet) has borderline-Onion headlines like "How to Draw Obama," a republished Fox News column called "Reagan: Our First Black President," (written by Reagan's not-at-all black son) and "Glee: Songs, Sex and Sleaze."

"This is the wrong way to introduce conservatism to young people," The American Conservative wrote. "And marketing the magazine to parents to purchase for their children is the wrong approach." So is letting the parents dress the cover models.