Unsurprisingly, girl regrets getting 56 tattoos on her face

Remember when you were young, foolish and got that tramp stamp of a dolphin leaping over a yin-yang? You might regret it, but at least you can hitch up your pants. Poor Kimberley Vlaeminck had 56 tiny stars tattooed on her face 3 years ago and now desperately wants them off -- enough to pay $18,000 for laser removal surgery. Vlaeminck initially claimed she'd requested three tattoos, and when she fell asleep the artist penned in more (nothing soothes you to sleep like a needle stabbing you in your face) but later confessed she'd asked for all 56 drawings and lied to avoid disappointing her dad. We expected more maturity from a girl with a bunch of stars tattooed on her face. Oh wait - no, we didn't.