World's least nimble gang member dabbles in kidnap, fails10/6/2012
There's still no known motive for 55-year-old gang member Victor Joseph Espinoza's attempted kidnapping of a 10-year-old boy, but one thing is for sure, his foresight needs some work. Espinoza, at 425 pounds, is not built for quick getaways.The little boy he grabbed escaped and ran for help, and Espinoza was tracked down and confronted by the boy's heroic soccer coach. Espinoza was finally apprehended by police after failing to heave himself over a fence. [Source]
What form of crime should someone of this size specialize in?