See Tony Hawk tried in court for his skateboarding sins

Skateboarding: J’accuse! This CollegeHumor video follows the catchcry of “Skateboarding is not a crime” to its logical conclusion by making legendary skater Tony Hawk stand trial for his dastardly crimes. These include — thanks to some fancy photo doctoring — high-fiving Adolf Hitler and making dinosaurs extinct, all while aboard his “devil mobile.” All this, with bonus anti-skating Bible quotes: “Lo and man shall not step on a wheeled plank.”