Accused groper uses the old 'booty looked so good' defense8/12/2012
An 18-year-old guy accused of groping a woman in a Florida Wal-Mart used the old "booty looked so good" defense, explaining to an arresting officer, "Her booty looked so good, I just couldn’t resist touching it." We appreciate the candid remarks, especially because they occurred after he was read his Miranda rights and therefore can be used against him in court. But seriously, that's an excuse as cheap as the Wal-Mart from which it came, because if everyone just grabbed any good-looking booty that bounced along, nothing would ever get done. We’d all just basically be running in a circle, pinching butts. [Source]
Should this guy's sentence involve sensitivity training?