Watch Arnold take 12 minutes to prep for battle

Whatever his scandals since, Arnold Schwarzenegger (twice governor, thrice Terminator) totally ruled the action films of the mid-'80s and '90s. From "Red Sonja" to "Commando" to "The Running Man," Schwarzenegger in his muscle-bound prime is unquestionably the living pinnacle of action-hero cool, so how could we resist this very, very, very long video of Arnold getting very, very, very prepared before bursting in on General Arius for a sure to be action-packed assignment? It's part-parody, it's part-art, and we understand if you only need to watch six minutes to get the gist. Share it with someone who loves action movies. Or zipping.