Watch Chinese news mistake sex toy for a mushroom

That "meaty," double-headed object Chinese villagers found 260 feet under the ground? Not a mushroom, like they thought. It was a sex toy. This video of a deadly serious news report about a male masturbation aid went viral in China after viewers noticed that the holes in either of the object's ends weren't for fungal reproduction. Gross. In a follow-up statement, the station blamed the young reporter who was "unwise to the ways of the world." With China's population of nearly 1.5 billion people giggling over this, she gained this wisdom the hard way.