Watch Krispy Kreme's latest jelly-filled hip-hop offering

Watch the world's worst rapper, Krispy Kreme, rhyme "Michael Jordan" with "Michael Jordan" with the sort of lyrical incompetence that has made him a little bit famous. He and his collaborator are totally the coolest guys around the town, blowing kisses to the girlfriends of much larger men and threatening to flick rubber bands at them if they are caught slipping. Kreme boasts that he knows all the words to Eminem's "Lose Yourself" and cooks a great chicken dinner. Here's hoping Kreme and his gormless associate "Mike" really are here to stay.