Watch Kristen Stewart, like, um, explain the Fourth of July

Kristen Stewart has explained Christmas, she's explained Valentine's Day, and now she's explaining the most important holiday of all: the Fourth of July. It's "a day that, like, commemrolates the, uh, the singing of the Declamation of the Indedependance," reveals the frighteningly spot-on K-Stew impersonator, shedding light on the national celebration with the articulation of a history professor. It'll bring an, um, patriotic tear to, like, your eye.