Watch the video for Carly Rae's new earworm

Look, you're going to see the new Carly Rae Jepsen video sometime, so you might as well see it here. The flannel and Fiat-stuffed visual for "Good Time," Jepsen's collaboration with Owl City, was just released today and honestly, we have some issues with it. Not with the song itself, which is the perfect soundtrack for thousands of back-to-school shopping trips in thousands of Abercrombie Kids stores. But we do want to know why Carly Rae would waste a perfectly good orange Slushie (at about the 1:14 mark) and, as one YouTube commenter asked, how are we supposed to call her (maybe) if she dropped her phone in the pool?