Watch this kid stupidly pour milk on himself in public

​Um, cleanup on aisle five. Apollo Grave, a British kid just trying to make a name for himself in the wide, wonderful world of the Internets, has done what he admittedly calls "the stupidest thing I've done in a long time." He made his way into a grocery store, bought a gallon of milk and then immediately proceeded to dump it over his head, eliciting a sea of "are you freaking serious?" faces among the store's patrons. He then calmly exited the store, dripping wet, leaving some poor gob to clean up his mess. One commenter stated, "That's the definition of having balls," but we kind of agree with the "you're an idiot" sentiment others expressed.