We're not sure how this cat got stuck in a Doritos bag, either

If you see a cat perched on top of a light pole with its head stuck inside a Doritos bag, do you A) take a picture and post it on the Internet, because LOL; B) realize you're out of Doritos; C) call the fire department. If you selected "C," you can count on a prompt rescue if you live in St. Petersburg, Fla., where a local fire squad was dispatched to pull the cat out of its nacho-cheese-flavored prison. Firefighter Kelly Blake was hoisted skyward in a bucket truck, but the cat freaked out when he reached for it and jumped 20 feet to the ground. The cat was unharmed; the fate of the Doritos bag is unknown.