Battalion of bottles is no match for this water-hating ninja warrior

So, Will Keith, we meet again. Surely you don't think a single samurai like yourself can overcome us, an entire army of plastic beverage bottles bent on world domination. Behold our awesome power! We have seltzer, so spirited, so effervescent. We have massive water cooler kegs, refilled milk jugs, 2-liter, 1-liter, 20-ouncers. We have shock troops of Poland Springs enjoined in our cause. Diet Coke is our faithful ally! And yet you, a lone ninja, believe that you will destroy us? Engage! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! We are defeated! Have mercy! We bow to your superior skill and cunning this time, Will Keith. But we will be avenged!

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