$500 will get you this bird poop that looks like Michael Jackson8/13/2012
Finally! A truly unique item no other Michael Jackson fan will have: A windscreen featuring bird poop in the shape of the pop icon. Creatively-minded Brandon Tudor, 29, from Chicago has put his car windscreen up for sale on eBay after he noticed the bird poop that hit it while he was driving bore an uncanny resemblance to Jackson. He said the s**ty likeness became even clearer "after it hardened" and that he hasn't found one person who hasn't thought the same. Tudor is currently protecting his treasure with plastic until it sells on eBay, where the starting bid is set at $500. [Source]
Does it look like Michael Jackson to you?