Couple arrested after man smokes his girlfriend's back patch

If Fentanyl pain management patches don't come with a "Don't try to smoke this, you moron" warning, they probably should — along with a reminder to ditch your crack pipe before summoning help if you don't heed the initial warning. A Wisconsin couple is under arrest after the woman called 911 to report that her boyfriend was blue-lipped and gasping for air after helping her apply her prescribed Fentanyl back patch. But after police found drug foils and straws strewn about the couple's home, the man admitted he'd smoked the patch (!). He insisted, however, that the crack pipe found in his jeans had been left there years ago. The couple was arrested. Sounds like filthy jeans are the least of their problems. [Source]

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