Woman announces plans for a single life in newspaper notice8/28/2012
This is one way to stop nosey relatives and random acquaintances incessantly asking you about your love life — or lack thereof. A woman from Selangor, Malaysia, published her own non-marriage announcement in the Oriental Daily newspaper. Titled "No marriage in this lifetime," the small notice confirmed that Chen Lee Fah, 43, has no intention of ever getting hitched and is instead choosing to focus on her career. "This is strictly my own decision. It has nothing to do with anybody," Chen's notice continued. "I do not want to be troubled by any relationship. That is why I am placing this advertisement." That should clear up any confusion. [Source]
What would your newspaper relationship announcement say?