Vicious spat ends with woman castrating man with her bare hands

Fellows, you do not want to get in a fight with Joyce Maxine Gregory. The North Carolina woman is accused of arguing with an older man and then squeezing his scrotum with her bare hands so hard a testicle popped out. She has been charged with malicious castration. (As opposed to well-intentioned castration?) Gregory was arrested after the man ran to a nearby rescue squad building for help (“Time to move” is what we imagine any locals on the scene said to themselves). And for you ladies thinking “What did that awful man do?” keep in mind Gregory pulled her pants down and urinated in the squad car after her arrest, so she might be a little excitable. [Source]

Correction: This story was updated to correct the name of the accused and clarify that there’s no report of a confession in the case.

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