Woman whizzes to new toilet land speed record

When Jolene Van Vugt has to go, she really goes. As a result, the Canadian stuntwoman now sits on the throne as the fastest motorized toilet pilot in history, having broken the Guinness world record with a 46 mph run in Sydney. "I flew into Australia yesterday and came out here to jump straight on the toilet," she gushed. Early problems with the chain falling out - must have been an old-fashion toilet - were overcome. And we presume Van Vugt appreciated that the vehicle's previous user left the seat down.