Women say sex gets better after you have a boob job

It wouldn't be a surprise if a survey found that drooling, guffawing, college-age men found sex more enjoyable with women who'd had breast implants. But according to a self-serving study by a pro-boob job website, women also enjoy sex more after having their chests surgically enhanced. A bra-bulging 70 percent of women who completed RealSelf.com's survey claimed their level of satisfaction with sex increased post-surgery, boosted by an average of 20 percent. In addition, 61 percent of women said they were having sex more often after their operations. Apparently nothing turns a woman on like having her chest inflated with sacks of viscous fluid.