World's most beautiful woman says 'spy on your man'

The last time we saw Samantha Brick, the British journalist was writing about her struggles with being the world's most exquisitely beautiful woman (we're paraphrasing). She's back today, boasting about checking all of her husband's emails, texts and phone records, because she doesn't trust anyone else with XX chromosomes. Brick says "morally bankrupt" women have no problem trying to "snare an already taken man," which is why she goes all CIA on any females who contact her hubs. "If there are numbers [on his phone] I don't recognize, I'll do what any sane woman should do: I'll ring up and check exactly who it is." Um, Samantha, we're pretty sure you don't have sanity on speed dial.