Newspaper gives West Virginia diarrhea instead of a bowl game loss

West Virginia University lost the Pinstripe Bowl on Saturday to Syracuse 38-14, but if you read the Weirton Daily Times of West Virginia, what transpired on the field probably sounded a lot worse. They ran a teaser to the story on the front page: "WVU loses bowel." Whether you interpret that to mean they lost control of their bowels and flooded the field with nature’s fudge cake, or that actual bowels got loose and went rolling around the field like ghastly intestinal-shaped throw pillows, it's just not a pretty picture. Although neither is ending the season on a loss. But given the choice of losing a bowl and losing a bowel, we’d cheerfully lose the bowl. Way to put it all in perspective, Weirton Daily Times! [Source]

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