You can now wipe your butt with your own tweets3/30/2012
It's settled. Toilet paper must not be dispensed under the roll, but instead should hang over. Otherwise, you can't properly read your old Twitter rants on the latest spin-off: "Sh*tter." Yes, someone has taken 140-character communication to its scatalogical extreme. For $35, you can get four rolls of TP imprinted with all the clever rejoinders from your Twitter feed. Have no fear: it's the high-quality, two-ply stuff. And a Twitter employee has already ordered some for the United Kingdom office. Just one caution: You probably want to avoid re-sheeting.
Is this a worthy end for your Twitter feed?