You can now wipe your butt with your own tweets

It's settled. Toilet paper must not be dispensed under the roll, but instead should hang over. Otherwise, you can't properly read your old Twitter rants on the latest spin-off: "Sh*tter." Yes, someone has taken 140-character communication to its scatalogical extreme. For $35, you can get four rolls of TP imprinted with all the clever rejoinders from your Twitter feed. Have no fear: it's the high-quality, two-ply stuff. And a Twitter employee has already ordered some for the United Kingdom office. Just one caution: You probably want to avoid re-sheeting.