Zach Braff denies he's gay in weird, adorable way

When celebrities are asked if they're gay, they usually either reply with a straight-up "No" or some long-winded, clichéd waffle about how they're flattered to be thought of that way. Actor Zach Braff answered the question in a way that'll either cause laughter or raise an eyebrow -- or both. When a fan on Twitter grilled him on his sexuality, he responded: "I love gay people and musicals and Palm Springs, but alas, my peep likes vertical smiles." (If you don't know what that means, ask your parents.) Braff's reply proved a hit with his followers, and was rapidly retweeted around the Twittersphere.