There's no other way to say this: Woman mistakes semen for moisturizer

There are many ways to say "I love you," but giving a girl a bottle of your semen is probably not the best. Chinese student Gou Wen, 22, has been ordered to pay his 19-year-old crush, Zeng Lin, $300 after reportedly presenting her with a bottle of his own fresh-squeezed juice, according to reports. Believing it to be moisturizer, she rubbed it on her face, but it smelled strange, so she asked Gou what it was. He told her. "I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love," he said. "Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way to show it." Maybe flowers? [Source]

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