At what point does George Romero start looking like a documentarian? Yet another "zombie" face-eating attack has occurred, this time in the Chinese city of Wenzhou. A fantastically drunk bus driver allegedly tied one on during lunch, then went crazy, bursting out of his bus station, leaping onto a passing car, and pounding on the windshield. When the terrified driver tried to flee, the bus driver tackled her and began "gnawing" on her nose and lips. Witnesses were unable to separate the two until the police arrived. There appears to be no motive, and the explanation of extreme drunkenness doesn't explain much. Doctors say the victim will require plastic surgery.