'Zombie attacks' spread through the Deep South6/6/2012
Has there ever been a more nightmarish time to be a cop in the South? On the heels of the infamous "Miami Zombie" attack, another Miami man (who apparently washed his bath salts down with Four Loko) tried to bite arresting officers, snapping his teeth and growling and slamming his head repeatedly into the Plexiglas divider of the patrol car while allegedly yelling "I'm going to eat you!" And it's not just the Florida PD who should be updating their resumes: Officers had to track down a suspect who had bitten a "chunk" out of someone's face in Louisiana while "under the influence of some kind of drug." We suggest an immediate bonus for every officer who doesn't hand in their two week notice in any state south of Tennessee.
What's up with all these zombies?